Colonialists Whingeing Again

Do these colonialists never catch on? They’re whingeing about crime (specifically being robbed on table mountain. They’ve always got some problem – disorganisation in govt, corruption, justice system collapse, Manto, you name it! Very little of the whingeing comes from African brothers. Why? Because they accept it, and an individual never bothers to change things for the so called “greater good”. You just worry about yourself and your own situation, ie just protect yourself from crime. To the colonialists I say, go and spend a month in Lagos. That is Africa. So is this. South Africa is no longer a colonialist outpost, since you lost it to us, the Africans. Africa is dark, dangerous, corrupt, unstable and not for white wussies. Do not compare us with Europe, because you can’t compare Apples with Oranges. Also, you can’t have it all. In Africa, you can live like a king, make loads of money and be far more free than is possible in European countries. Just go and ask the remnants of the colonialists still resident in countries north of us. The downside (for whingers, that is – we like it like it is) is the African environment you have to deal with. So unfortunately all the whingers are actually going to have to accept it or leave, because no one in govt gives a damn, unless there’s something in it for them. And as time goes on, they’ll give less and less of a damn. And stop trying to change it, because ultimately Africa is for Africans!

Mlambo-Nguka

I have decided to answer our ex-deputy health minister's question. Yesterday she asked South Africans to just rate her on her performance. Mlambo, you have failed. You failed to be an incompetent, disinterested, ANC arse creeper. You have failed to live up to what the ANC and the people expect of you. You have failed to ignore the people's most pressing problems. You have failed to spout nonsense at every possible opportunity, and to throw your name away with the international community. You have failed to look the other way while hospitals fall apart and babies die. If you want to succeed, you should take up drinking and eating heavily at the taxpayers expense - you need to be fat to be a politician. You also need to do what you're told, not what's right.

DA Leader Arrested

The DA are stupid - why select a delicate white woman to be leader, when all Africans know you need someone tough like Morgan Tsvangirai. How on earth will we beat her up without killing her? This is all part of African politics, and the way we like it. The DA really don't belong in Africa...

Individualism

I see no one less than the president agrees with me (http://www.thetimes.co.za/News/Article.aspx?id=563798-) individualism is what destroys Africa. We Africans have never learnt to be socially oriented. Hence the corruption, democracy failure, rampant capitalism and crime we enjoy here. All great civilisations and advancements were built on working together. Africans just have not developed the mentality to do it. We are consumed by the 7 deadly sins, and we don't even acknowledge them as sins. If you can't understand civilisation, how on earth do you expect to partake in it?

Zimbabwe

Us blacks are just hopeless at looking after ourselves as groups, and deserve to be wiped out. Take Zimbabwe. Everyone is now either starving or leaving the country to go where? TO SOUTH AFRICA!! Surely the least "African" of the African countries. What is wrong? The Zimbabwean people chose their leader, repeatedly. They have selected their destiny. Now they must grin and bear it, whatever the result is, even if they die in the process. If we don't want to be wiped out by our leaders and their actions, here's a novel idea, choose leaders that won't do that to us. Effectively, Mbeki is right to support Mugabe - he is the chosen leader of the Zimbabwean people. If they want a nutcase running the country, who are we to argue? Now how about Zuma for our president!

4x4 Idiots

I read a interesting rant on facebook about the SUV scourge in America (there's an anti SUV group there). Having recently acquired a 4x4 myself, I have to agree on all accounts; SUVs are dangerous, impractical killing machines, and are driven by idiots who should rather be removed from society. I find that I regularly block the view of other road users, can't maneouver or see easily, don't worry about damaging more delicate vehicles, and generally feel and accoringly act like an idiot in my SUV. However, us SUV drivers are not alone in being idiots. We have a lot in common with BMW drivers, who are similarly idiots. The sooner these vehicles are banned from the roads the better for all.

ANC Racists

I'm fairly sure the ANC are racist after reading this:
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=13&art_id=vn20070219104218525C667606
To suggest that the BBC would even hint at a thought such as blacks are "genetically inferior" is unbelievable - especially since more than half the UK population are black. Its an interesting concept the ANC has invented - genetic inferiority. Unfortunately scientifically impossible. Like saying Lions are genetically inferior to leopards, because leopards can live virtually anywhere. I would suggest the ANC needs to get educated, and stop saying stupid things - they may just get an audience among racist whites such as the AWB, but no one else will take them seriously, and they damage their credibility by thoughtless outbursts. Come to think of it, one of them said something equally stupid the other day, when a DA parliamentarian highlighted how some colonialists were being affected by crime. He went on in a rage about why the parliamentarian was using a colonialist as an example, instead of a poverty stricken brother. And anytime anyone mentions crime, they come back about how those people should rather address poverty. How incredibly stupid, when Wendy Lucas Bull just got more than R70m for a BEE deal (she's white), the govt again can't spend all the tax, all the top ANC brass are rolling in money, and there is NO SAFETY NET and NO HOPE for millions of poverty stricken people! People can starve to death in SA and no one cares, there is no way to get a meal if you need one. Yes the govt is failing in crime. Yes they're failing equally at poverty relief and job creation. But why scream and shout when people point it out?

I was reading a book in the CNA over the festive period, and it was written by some famous writer and endorsed by the Dept of Arts and Culture, South Africa. Essentially it was about colonialism, describing the effects and how to free us from the pervading and long lasting effects. Incredibly, the writer was suggesting that Africans are at least equivalent or better than all Europeans at being Europeans. For example, he described scientific inventions by Africans, trying to suggest Africans are historically just as good or better at science. This has got to be the hardest argument in the world to support in any logical way, but this guy did just that. This is just typical of Africans, always trying to compete and win against everyone. Every business knows that if you try to take on another company at their own game, its certain disaster for you. You must always do your own thing, what you do best, for success. But no, we Africans are better at everything, but the shackles of Apartheid and colonialism have prevented us reaching our true potential. If there were no colonialists in the world, we would be living in an advanced Utopia, flying regularly to the moon and Mars, protecting our environment, using vehicles that float in air and don't have wheels, launching satellites and everybody fat and well fed with a whole herd of cows and 30 wives each. Maybe they would even be programmable wives. Its so good to be from the superior world race, to be able to walk around knowing you're better than all other races, knowing you're the piece of snot that floats best. Knowing all other beings were put their for you to eat or otherwise use as you see fit. Knowing you've been suppressed and therefore are owed stuff by everybody else. Its wonderful to be black!