Mlambo-Nguka

I have decided to answer our ex-deputy health minister's question. Yesterday she asked South Africans to just rate her on her performance. Mlambo, you have failed. You failed to be an incompetent, disinterested, ANC arse creeper. You have failed to live up to what the ANC and the people expect of you. You have failed to ignore the people's most pressing problems. You have failed to spout nonsense at every possible opportunity, and to throw your name away with the international community. You have failed to look the other way while hospitals fall apart and babies die. If you want to succeed, you should take up drinking and eating heavily at the taxpayers expense - you need to be fat to be a politician. You also need to do what you're told, not what's right.