Thursday, September 27, 2007

Colonialists Whingeing Again

Do these colonialists never catch on? They’re whingeing about crime (specifically being robbed on table mountain. They’ve always got some problem – disorganisation in govt, corruption, justice system collapse, Manto, you name it! Very little of the whingeing comes from African brothers. Why? Because they accept it, and an individual never bothers to change things for the so called “greater good”. You just worry about yourself and your own situation, ie just protect yourself from crime. To the colonialists I say, go and spend a month in Lagos. That is Africa. So is this. South Africa is no longer a colonialist outpost, since you lost it to us, the Africans. Africa is dark, dangerous, corrupt, unstable and not for white wussies. Do not compare us with Europe, because you can’t compare Apples with Oranges. Also, you can’t have it all. In Africa, you can live like a king, make loads of money and be far more free than is possible in European countries. Just go and ask the remnants of the colonialists still resident in countries north of us. The downside (for whingers, that is – we like it like it is) is the African environment you have to deal with. So unfortunately all the whingers are actually going to have to accept it or leave, because no one in govt gives a damn, unless there’s something in it for them. And as time goes on, they’ll give less and less of a damn. And stop trying to change it, because ultimately Africa is for Africans!

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Mlambo-Nguka

I have decided to answer our ex-deputy health minister's question. Yesterday she asked South Africans to just rate her on her performance. Mlambo, you have failed. You failed to be an incompetent, disinterested, ANC arse creeper. You have failed to live up to what the ANC and the people expect of you. You have failed to ignore the people's most pressing problems. You have failed to spout nonsense at every possible opportunity, and to throw your name away with the international community. You have failed to look the other way while hospitals fall apart and babies die. If you want to succeed, you should take up drinking and eating heavily at the taxpayers expense - you need to be fat to be a politician. You also need to do what you're told, not what's right.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

DA Leader Arrested

The DA are stupid - why select a delicate white woman to be leader, when all Africans know you need someone tough like Morgan Tsvangirai. How on earth will we beat her up without killing her? This is all part of African politics, and the way we like it. The DA really don't belong in Africa...

Individualism

I see no one less than the president agrees with me (http://www.thetimes.co.za/News/Article.aspx?id=563798-) individualism is what destroys Africa. We Africans have never learnt to be socially oriented. Hence the corruption, democracy failure, rampant capitalism and crime we enjoy here. All great civilisations and advancements were built on working together. Africans just have not developed the mentality to do it. We are consumed by the 7 deadly sins, and we don't even acknowledge them as sins. If you can't understand civilisation, how on earth do you expect to partake in it?