Zuma the Winner!

What great news! The corruption case struck from the roll, and me, Zuma and thousands of supporters ecstatic with joy. Another battle in the war won. SA doesn't need to know if he has done anything wrong. He doesn't seem to care whether SA knows or night, which might seem suspicious to colonialists who don't understand Africa. He has a big heart, and sings and dances well. Same with Yengeni - he should be released immediately: he has expensive sunglasses and shows his leadership skills by driving a big black 4x4. Struggle heroes are allowed to help themselves here and there, as long as they know how to spend it. Why should this be? I will put it to you - the average South African doesn't like things to be too good, or people who are too competent, or things too organised, or things working too well. How else do you explain the state of dilapidation of every government service? Taxis which aren't roadworthy, despite sufficient income to repair them? Extensive and accepted bribery and corruption? Mbeki has become too damn good at being a politician - time to replace him with something a little less effective, something we can relate to, something that doesn't work properly...I know I sound sarcastic, but we can not, and actually should not, delay the inevitable. We are an African country, and we need a proper, popular African leader. And as I've frequently said before, its actually very nice living in an African country - so what if the colonialists kick and scream? They can leave anytime.